CERTAIN LEGAL MATTERS
Lyrics: Roger Coghill
Dear Sir, Regarding our client
We confirm that the Court has agreed
That the service of papers upon you
Is approved so divorce can proceed.
Whilst writing we ask that your presence
At the grave of your son be more spare
And at times when my client is absent:
She has no wish to meet with you there.
We understand that you visit the graveside
On a regular basis alone,
And appreciate your very kind offer
To donate for the grave and its stone.
My client would welcome your input
Of the text you would jointly supply
And looks forward to sight of suggestions
And receipt of your words in reply.
In closing we ask that you forward
Details of your present abode
Since the caravan site where you’re staying
Is not blessed with a proper postcode.
We will now seek our client’s instructions
On the days she would wish to attend
At the grave of her son now departed
And thus bring this case to an end.
We remain yours respectfully, Davies
Meredith, Llewellyn, and Moore
Conveyances, Testaments, Probates
Specialising in Family Law.